I had the most awesome time at my birthday party yesterday O.M.G.!!!
Yep, yesterday I turned one year old!
The Karen Musher asked me a while back what I wanted to do for my SPECIAL day, and I told her that I wanted a perfect princess party!! I wanted hats and cake, and streamers, and music and fun and a bouncy castle, and I wanted my whole family to adore me in my finery!
First we all had to take baths.
I told the Karen Musher that I wanted her to french braid my furs! All of the coolies at baa baa sheepy camp told me that for special occasions you had to have pretty french braids and a tiara, the tiara was a MUST and a tiara wouldn't look good if your furs weren't french braided, so I really really really wanted my furs french braided... and a bouncy castle.
So then it was time for all of the guests to arrive, so being the hostess with the mostess, I went out to greet them.
|Hi Bear! Love your hat, I'm so glad you could take time from your busy guarding schedule to make it!|
|ooh, your hat is slipping, let me fix it for you!|
|BAIT!! HEY BAIT! Get over here and get your hat!!|
|I hate you... just wait until you go to sleep... seriously|
|You're not putting a stupid hat on me... no... never|
|You're touching me, stop touching me, take this hat off, I'll cut you|
|but Musher, this TOTALLY clashes with my furs and collar!!|
|This is so not worth a bath|
|Wait... did you say bath? I have to wear a hat and get a bath? Nobody mentioned baths|
|Nobody better put me in water, there will be heck to pay|
THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS! I'm never going to have a bouncy castle birthday because of the bouncy castle migration schedule!!!
MY BIRTHDAY PARTY WAS RUINED!!! RUINED I TELL YOU!!!
|Poor you! I have to wear some flowered thing on my head for you, the least you can do is be happy|
|I think the elastic thing is cutting off the flow of blood to my brain|
|Well, it's not like a lot of blood flows up there anyway you big lug|
|Bah, she probably tastes horrible anyway|
|I'm ready for my cake and gift!|
|Om nom, cupcake!!!|
|Wait... what the....|
|Seriously? That's my cake AND gift? Fake bakery products?|
|You gonna eat that? I'll eat that, I could use some fiber|
|Why is Cricket wearing a Princess tiara??? I'm the only princess here! I'M THE ONLY PRINCESS!!|
|Next year we're having my party in the south so we can have a bouncy castle|
|Pssst, tell her she's the prettiest princess of them all so she doesn't throw a tantrum|
|THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!|
|You suck. I'm not having my nails painted. You could have asked for shrimp and pasta, now I have brocoolie gas.|