My Birthday Party - Twig

OHMYGOODNESS everyone!

I had the most awesome time at my birthday party yesterday O.M.G.!!!

Yep, yesterday I turned one year old!

The Karen Musher asked me a while back what I wanted to do for my SPECIAL day, and I told her that I wanted a perfect princess party!!  I wanted hats and cake, and streamers, and music and fun and a bouncy castle, and I wanted my whole family to adore me in my finery!

First we all had to take baths.

I told the Karen Musher that I wanted her to french braid my furs!  All of the coolies at baa baa sheepy camp told me that for special occasions you had to have pretty french braids and a tiara, the tiara was a MUST and a tiara wouldn't look good if your furs weren't french braided, so I really really really wanted my furs french braided... and a bouncy castle.

So then it was time for all of the guests to arrive, so being the hostess with the mostess, I went out to greet them.

Hi Bear!  Love your hat, I'm so glad you could take time from your busy guarding schedule to make it!

ooh, your hat is slipping, let me fix it for you!

Cricket showed up and she had found some really snazzy glasses to wear!  She's like a movie star!!

BAIT!! HEY BAIT!  Get over here and get your hat!!

I hate you... just wait until you go to sleep... seriously

KD really wanted a hat too, but she's very shy and didn't want to bother us

You're not putting a stupid hat on me... no... never

You're touching me, stop touching me, take this hat off, I'll cut you

Bet was a bit upset because she had to get a bath and then wasn't allowed to wear any of her FABulous ensembles.

but Musher, this TOTALLY clashes with my furs and collar!!

She pretty much pouted for the whole party.

This is so not worth a bath

Wait... did you say bath?  I have to wear a hat and get a bath?  Nobody mentioned baths

Nobody better put me in water, there will be heck to pay

Since everyone was so moody, I asked the Karen Musher where the bouncy castle was.  She told me that all of the bouncy castles had flown south for the summer.

THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS!  I'm never going to have a bouncy castle birthday because of the bouncy castle migration schedule!!!

MY BIRTHDAY PARTY WAS RUINED!!!  RUINED I TELL YOU!!!

Poor you!  I have to wear some flowered thing on my head for you, the least you can do is be happy

I think the elastic thing is cutting off the flow of blood to my brain

Well, it's not like a lot of blood flows up there anyway you big lug

BEAR!  Don't eat KD, you'll ruin my party even more!

Bah, she probably tastes horrible anyway

The Karen Musher then announced that it was time for my birthday cake, so I ran inside and got all princessed up

I'm ready for my cake and gift!

So, the Karen Musher gave me my cake first

Om nom, cupcake!!!

Except it wasn't a cupcake... it was a squeeky toy that LOOKED like a cupcake.

Wait... what the....

Seriously?  That's my cake AND gift?  Fake bakery products?

You gonna eat that?  I'll eat that, I could use some fiber

Why is Cricket wearing a Princess tiara???  I'm the only princess here!  I'M THE ONLY PRINCESS!!

hehehehehehe

Next year we're having my party in the south so we can have a bouncy castle

Pssst, tell her she's the prettiest princess of them all so she doesn't throw a tantrum

Then the Karen Musher told me that I was the most beautiful princess ever and that we were having my favorite dinner of veggibles and we'd have a slumber party and paint our nails

THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!

Unfortunately Zac ruined the whole Coolie girly party because he didn't want his nails painted, so none of us are talking to each other now, but that's ok, I was a very pretty princess!

You suck.  I'm not having my nails painted. You could have asked for shrimp and pasta, now I have brocoolie gas.