Good Afternoon all of you non-models.
Tip #1: Always pose for the camera, even if there are no cameras, there could be a camera somewhere, so just in case there's one hidden in a pocket... pose.
Tip #2: Even while doing the most mundane thing, do it with style, pizazz, flair, gloriously. You should never be seen doing something without making it look fluid and wonderful, but spontaneous.
Tip #3: If you are stretching, and doing it magnificently, and you happen to pass a little wind in the process...
... blame the big smelly guard dog