Sunday 22 June 2014

Back To Normal - Bet


 Howdy Ho Everybodies!!

After our kinda long vacation hiatus, I just wanted to assure you that everything is getting back to normal again.

I had my personal chauffeur take us to pick up The Musher and Musher Mark

Please excuse the intrusive ©... we've had peoples stealing our stuffs and things

Sigh...

I got lei'd

I know some of you were thinking something naughty
Isn't it pretty??  It makes my eyes pop and matches my collar and stuffs and things.

Of course, the Molly Toddles gave the Musher a rousing howdy ho welcome back greeting

Molly tried to control them, but there's no stopping puppy power
The Molly Toddles really wanted to show the Musher all of their super cool moves like Jagger swagger, so Molly and I set up a cage match demonstration.




Um... that was a bit too fast... hardly exciting at all... I had a word with Molly about this

Um... Molly... your kid is a wuss
For some reason, Molly didn't take kindly to that tidbit of advice.

 You need to get in there and act like you have a pair!!!

Nuh uh!  You aren't the boss of me

WHAT?  While you're in MY kennel you play by MY rules

I'm telling DAD!

See, see how easy this is, knock them over backwards and go for the throat, how many times...

gah gurgle

What?  I can't understand you

I said, you're choking me!

Fine, I'll chew on your head

MOM!  Ow, the other kids are laughing at me!

What?  Your old mom isn't too old to take you to the ground, see???

mbglrmbekeoifkd ick
No FAIR!! That's NOT FAIR, you're bigger than me

I'll show you what's fair little pup of mine

Nobody is going to call my pups a bunch of wussies

Um... Mom... it's the crazy Border Collie... have you seen her around mosquitos?




I mean seriously, she's afraid of hummingbirds... and bees... and ... her own shadow

gack

Wait a minute... you're right.  None of my puppies are wussies...

Ok, here's what I want you to do...

whisper, whisper, whisper

Hey... um... what you are guys doing?

Um, wait... this is suppose to be a puppy cage match... I'm the referee

No NO, you don't attack the referee

Molly, your kids are attacking the referee, that's against the rules

MOLLY!  Call off your kids!!!

MOLLY!!!!

Don't make me go Ninja!
... and from there things just went downhill.  I'm not pleased to say that there are no more pictures because the Musher had to come save me... sigh.

It's good to have her home again.

- Bet

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just plain makes me laugh. Hedi from Ardrossan

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Oh Bet -

Don't woo know woo nevFUR underestimate The Power of The Pretty Khurly Tails -

Just sayin'

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra With The Pretty Khurly AND Fluffy Tail

Mark from Ohio said...

Good to see that Mark and the Musher had a good vacation! And for Bet, I'm glad things are back to normal!
Keep well!