Twig got her FABulous new collar today, and she wanted to try it on and then surprise me.
|Come on! Can I turn around now?|
|Are you ready to see my new collar????|
OOOH, wait, I have to turn the wonderful name tag around so you can see it, hang on again!
|Ok, don't look until I'm all ready and all that!!|
I KNOW!!! It's very fierce, just wearing it makes me feel fiercer!!!
|Ok, yes, that's pretty fierce and all, but it's a little hard for me to see it when you're gnawing on my neck|
Seriously? The cats?
Um, ok, yeah, that's a bit ambitious. I think I would need a fiercer collar for the cats, and perhaps a shark cage.
You do know that's just a growing collar, right?
|How can you tell?|
|I can try to chew it off!|
I want to go out and show the world my new collar!
Ok, let's go show the Pretty Curly Tails and Homeland Security crew.
Um... little Twig... don't get in the water...
I can do what I want because I'm fierce and have my new collar! I need to get it a bit muddy because it looks too new!
Ok, but you know what happens when you get muddy, right?
I'm not afraid of anything!
Ok, so maybe I should have listened to her... this is horrible. Maybe I can be fierce and clean at the same time. It's hard to look fierce during a bath.
This "fierce" business is tiring sometimes, especially after a bath.