Dear Bait and Tic,
While we were driving up north the 'check air filter' light kept coming on on the dog truck. Things finally settled down enough that Mark was able to get the truck in for an oil change yesterday. Imagine our SHOCK when the mechanics found a MOUSE NEST in the filter. I mean we employ to kick ass cats that are supposed to take care of such problems - don't we?? And it is not like you can claim that the truck is parked too far away, I see the two of you up there all the time playing on the fence and around the truck.
So, consider this your notice - get your acts in gear or you will be fired - or at least suffer a serious cut in pay.
Your Boss (not the one that fawns all over you - the one that just barely tolerates your presence)