TAXI!!!!!!

I was coming back to the yard last night after doing a few chores when I ran across a strange creature in the woods. The strangest creature I know actually .... our cat Bait aka Mark's Stupid Cat.

I stopped to ask him what he was doing out in the woods and he took that as an invitation to hop on the ATV.

"Home James"

Ummm....my name isn't James.

"Whatever! I'm going to get comfy in this seat obviously installed just for me- you just drive"

"Follow that dog!!!"

"Do you have a horn on this thing to clear the road?"

"CLEAR THE ROAD. VIC (Very Important Cat) coming through!!!)

"Better"

"To the garage please"

"What do you mean 'Get Out'. Let's go for another ride."

Oh why can't I have 'normal' pets??????????