It's your off season non-roving Border Collie Reporter, Bet, here!
Sorry for the lack of interwebs communication lately, what with the pesky new roof thing, and draaaaging Brittany Handler to the hospital to remove trees from her head stuffs and things, and more blah blah blah things.
The Facebooks were all atwitter with a video the Musher posted about Nana the world's smartest dog.
Here's the video in question. Go ahead and watch it, I'll sit here patiently until you are done.
You back? Wasn't that amazing (yawn).
I have to paw it to Nana, she does do an amazing amount of tricks and things... and stuffs. That whole pretend to pee on someone's leg thing... yeah, that never gets old. But smart?
I'll tell you what is smart, and it's not doing a whole bunch of tricks when someone tells you to do them.
Here is smart.
Smart is washing out of Baa Baa Sheepie Thing Herdy School and finding a gig playing with puppies
|sneaky sneaky sneaky heeeeee|
|Someone has to count the booties|
|You didn't pack the waffles, you're going to need waffles!|
|Oh yeah, you're just jealous|
|I like my Uggs better, but these would look good on you (details coming soon)|
|You can't go wrong with blue. It matches my furs|
|What? We're not going clubbing tonight? But I just got dressed!|
|Your laptop would probably work better if you didn't use it as a snow hook... just sayin|
|She always gets that wrong|
|yeah, eat your heart out Nana|
|Are you sure this color goes with my ensembles?|
|Is my peanut butter, double cheese, waffle, burger, shrimp pasta pizza here yet?|
|Would someone put another quarter in that "magic fingers massage" machine thing|
Smart is having various and sundry places to practice your mad napping skills
|Hey, turn off that light, I'm concentrating here|
|Are you taking a picture of my butt?|
|I hope that's decaf. I've been having some problems sleeping lately|