Howdy Ho everybodies!!
Yes, the Musher is home (thankfully) and yes, she's still sick (awwww) and yes I'm taking good care of her until she recovers.
She's not a very good patient, by the way.
Anywhoo, I'm sure you are all excited about today's special guest, so without further ado (because we all know how I feel about ado), here is our
FRIDAYS WITH TIG!!!
Tig: Hello everybodies!!!! I'm so pleased to be asked to get interviewed! I hope you all enjoy yourselves!
Bet: Welcome to the house Tig... ooof, ok, I don't appreciate you sticking your foot in my mouth!
Tig: oops, sorry Auntie Bet, I'm just so excited!!
Bet: That's ok sweetie, how about we sit down and...
Bet: Um, we're here for an interview Tig, not to play with toys.
Tig: But it squeeks!
Bet: We can play with toys later, ok sweetie?
Tig: Sure! Toys are fun, they squeek, do you squeek the toys all the time?
Bet: Yaaaaaawn, no, not all the time, but I do have a lot of toys, but I'd rather had more ensembles than ....
Tig: squeek squeek squeeeeeek squeeeeek
Bet: Are you paying attention?
Tig: Oh sure Auntie Bet, I'm paying attention... look at the octopus! I remember the octopus!
Tig: squeek squeek squeeeeeeek
Tig: HEY! I have a great idea, let's jump on the couch!
Bet: Why do they always want to jump on the couch?
Tig: HEY KD! Hi KD! What's up KD?
KD: I cut you!
Tig: Hey KD! Can I jump on the couch? I know you and Bait were sleeping there and everything, but I don't get to jump on the couch a lot, so if you don't mind?
KD: Fine, whatever, leave me alone!
Tig: This is a nice couch, and I think it's real leather, is this real leather?
Bet: I don't know... aren't I supposed to be interviewing you?
Tig: This blanket smells really good, almost like pasta and perhaps a whiff of shrimp? It smells just like you Auntie Bet!
Bet: A coincidence I'm sure... so Tig...
Tig: oooh, what a nice view you have on the couch, it's really nice, you can see outside and everything.
Tig: Oh, I'm sorry, you ARE supposed to interview me... so what questions do you have?
Bet: Wha? Oh, sorry, I dozed off a bit, so what's your favorite...
Tig: oooh, look at his, it's very pretty! Is this your dinner plate Auntie Bet?
Bet: No, it's not my dinner plate, how about you get back up here so I can...
Bet: Um, that's a bit too close... what are you doing?
Tig: I'm just admiring your wonderful collar! It really does make your furs pop, what a stunning color coordination.
Bet: Um, thank you, I really... ugh, I'm supposed to be interviewing you!
Tig: Oh hey, excuse me, I just noticed the stitching on this couch, I'm pretty sure this is real leather, don't you think it's real leather.
Bet: ya know...
Bet: Tig... seriously Tig... that's a bit rude
Tig: I'm sorry Auntie Bet, I promise I won't sniff you in personal places any more. Can I come out of the corner now?
Bet: As long as you learned your lesson...
Bet: How about you just go play with some toys and I'll go recover from this interview.
Tig: Ok Auntie Bet!
The toaster was more productive... sigh!