Howdy Ho everyone, its your on vacation, lounging all over the place Border Collie, Bet here!
As I'm sure you are aware, the Musher has placed the call out for a house dog replacement. Hmmpft. I'm not quite sure why there needs to be a replacement since... well... THERE'S ALREADY A DOG IN THE HOUSE! I mean, what am I? Chopped liver... oooooh, that sounds tasty.
Anyway, we've had a few auditions already. I'm doing my part by letting the newcomers know that the cloud is mine. All clouds are mine. The couch is mine. The bed is mine. That chair... yep, its mine. The Musher... MINE! The Musher guy... also mine. Bait... well... they can have Bait, and Tic! See, I'm giving, I share!
Bait keeps leaping on chairs and batting them in the head. Tic runs for the door so fast, you would think the Musher was about to cook something.
So far Wonder and Jinx have been through the first round of auditions. There will be some more first round auditions, but Wonder has actually advanced to the next portion of the competition: the talent show, which will be followed by the evening dress and bathing suit competition.
I have to say, I certainly do hope the other dogs come up with something better than ventriloquism... like flaming batons or something.