Saturday, 17 September 2011

Where's The Beef??? (A Post Hijacked by Bet)

So, howdy ho everyone, its your roving border collie reporter, Bet, here! The Musher promised to tell the story behind this picture, and she started it... then had to go run off with Richard to do some "thing" in Calgary, so I figured I'd hijack her blog post and tell you what happened here


Yeah, so there we were, just out playing with the curly tails like we normally do.  Nice day, pretty flowers and the leaves are starting to turn colors and it made me think about that wonderful Gucci collar I was admiring on e-bay the other day, when all of a sudden, this clearly rabid and feral cow thing comes stomping out of the woods!

Of course I can't be too sure that it was actually rabid, but what mignon on hooves tries to stomp all over packs of Pretty Curly Tails?  The Musher didn't have to tell me what to do, I just leapt into action, even though the vicious walking steak could have been packing a gun or knife.

Using the skills I learned from the Interwebs, I distracted the moorauder with slight of paw, then placed it into a submissive position by using the double shooting star press by jumping forward performing a backflip into the midair, and landing into the bovine's chest first in a press style, thus rendering it unable to harm the Curly Tails.

Both the Musher and Richard were able to continue along with their training run with the Curly Tails, and then we all had roast for dinner.

- Bet

(No moo-cows were actually injured in the writing of this blog post)

4 comments:

Cyber-sibes said...

Woosers, Bet! Sure wish we had a roaming border collie like woo around to keep us safe in case a rabid cow comes stomping by! Those are some moves! Maybe I can practice those on Jack...hmm...

Moo
(but I'm not a cow)

Polly said...

Good thing you were there Bet. Great Moooooves!

Elaine said...

That's so inspirational, Bet! I bet you're a Moootivator to your fellow defender dogs, everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Wow, Bet, you scared that red cow into being black and white! Glad you are safe!!