Neck Pain? OH NO!
You've tried, pills
And expensive massage devices
But nothing helps that aching neck... until NOW!
Introducing the Neo Neck Warmer exclusively from BetCO
This self-warming device comes with 4 separate massage legs to soothe that ache and comfort you at the same time. This hands free device doesn't require batteries or recharging, simply put the device on and its special shiatsu fluff will ease that pain away! As an added bonus, it also comes with moist tongue massage!
Order now and we'll add the patented Chia Pyrenees! Simply sprinkle the seeds into a planter and in a week, you will have a fully bloomed planter, great for party conversation or guarding your dog yard!
All you pay is shipping and handling!
- The Cartoonist