Saturday, 21 May 2011
Of Hummingbirds and Neurosis - Bet
Bait: Yes, its safe, I checked all around the feeder and there are no hummingbirds
Bait: Yes, yes, I'm sure, I sat under it for an hour, no sign of any birds.
Bait: Well, they taste like birds, even if they don't have a whole lot of meat on them.
Bait: I'm telling you, there aren't any around.
Bet: GRASSHOPPERS??!??!! I HATE those things... jumping all over, landing on you with their sticky little feet!
Bet: WHERE???? WHERE???? IS IT ON ME????
Bet: You suck... that's not funny! I'm not talking to you any more!